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Posted by Alex Ramos on November 13th, 2009 :: Filed under Administrivia
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Parking Ticket Perjury

Driver appealing a traffic ticket testifies that she has never had ’so much as a parking ticket.’

Judge: “Let me remind you. You raised your right hand. You swore to tell the truth. You’re telling me you’ve never had so much as a parking ticket. Would you like me to go through your entire five-page driving record?’

Driver murmers something stoogey about different kinds of tickets, and leaves the courtroom with tail between legs.

There’s always something to break the monotony of traffic court…

The next driver pled the bladder defense to speeding, and got off.


Posted by AndyCowan on November 4th, 2009 :: Filed under A Day in the Life, War Stories
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